Creationism offers a solution for an age-old problem.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

This question has baffled the greatest philosophical and scientific minds since human history began, or at least since the history of domesticated chickens began (which narrows it down to within the past 6000 years we all know).

Thanks to creationist innovations in thought, here is the answer:

They both came first

because....

eggs are baby chickens.

Maybe I shouldn't have listened to that robo-call from MCCL the other day.